Comments on jennaventures: One Item or less...

Once, back in my sophomore year in school, I was i...

2011-08-28T23:20:09.973-04:00

Once, back in my sophomore year in school, I was in Home Depot. The only things I put on the counter were a funnel, a 4-foot length of tube and a hose clamp. The guy in front of me was like, "Looks like a fun night."

Indeed it was. Indeed it was.

Oh no. Hahaahaha. Hilarious. I once went in to bu...

2011-08-22T23:43:44.092-04:00

Oh no. Hahaahaha. Hilarious.

I once went in to buy a bottle of wine and ended up walking out of the place with six (darn those 10% off each bottle sales) and the check out person asked if I was having a party. And I shook my head sadly no.

This is so true. One item definitely means... I NE...

2011-08-19T01:33:58.273-04:00

This is so true. One item definitely means... I NEED THIS NOW!

You crack me up... so many times when I stand ther...

2011-08-18T14:34:34.662-04:00

You crack me up... so many times when I stand there I wonder if other people think the same way I do. Of course, you and I would be on the same page about this. Note to self: do not buy plunger and nothing else.

I'm sorry about that. I guess it's a good ...

2011-08-18T13:00:52.181-04:00

I'm sorry about that. I guess it's a good thing I don't get embarrassed because I've made those walks before. Condoms, tampons, plunger.

Never ping pong balls, though.

Oh lordy. I hate those "one item" times....

2011-08-18T11:29:11.936-04:00

Oh lordy. I hate those "one item" times. Mine is usually the cat food. Maybe I'll try the cat food + condoms combo. It says, hey I probably live alone, but I am no spinster.

Yup... and for some reason, I always have this ...

2011-08-18T11:23:06.408-04:00

Yup... and for some reason, I always have this 'oh fuck hurry up' look on my face when I buy a plunger.

LMBO!!

~shoes~

Geez, how wonderful are you that you supply the co...

2011-08-18T09:51:38.343-04:00

Geez, how wonderful are you that you supply the condoms----and buying tampons for your girlfriend or wife is always a head bowing experience, ------but I did decide that it was better to comment yourself than let the checkout operator have all the fun---
Like with the condoms---"so are these super size"---"do these ribs really tickle"-----or with tampons "so are these menthol"

Hahahah! I love it. I have a friend who refuses t...

2011-08-18T01:42:36.237-04:00

Hahahah! I love it. I have a friend who refuses to walk down the street carrying toilet paper...